Tuesday 10 December 2013

Plight My Troth

I shall be available from 29th March 2014 for a same-sex marriage.

That does not need to be consummated, so there would be no funny business.

Instead, we should keep each other amused, and throw the most fabulous parties.

Exactly as if I were to marry a woman, in fact.

2 comments:

  1. In his latest poorly-written diatrible about "patriotism" (Mr Jones studied Marxist History, something that you can tell within five minutes of reading anything he writes) he says; ""I love living in London partly because of its diversity....something others despise".

    I always knew it-he's an out-and-out liberal.

    Tom Daley has come out, and now so has Owen Jones.

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  2. I fear that you may be slightly behind the curve.

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