Friday 12 December 2014

The Last Days of UKIP

Stuart Wheeler has today announced that he will no longer be funding UKIP.

This country's best-known pornographer will be contributing a smaller sum instead, a remarkable act by a Jew when one considers the company that UKIP keeps in the European Parliament.

UKIP's Janice Atkinson MEP falsely brands a magazine publicly-funded and ostentatiously bins it, while writing for it.

That man who, not very successfully, took on Russell Brand (a noble enough pursuit in itself) on Question Time turns out to have been a UKIP MEP's brother drafted in for the occasion.

UKIP's internal version of one of the later, unfunny Carry On films continues to unfold.

Nigel Farage has been caught lying outright by claiming that he had never attacked the disabled, whom he has in fact described as "parasitic scroungers".

And tomorrow's Telegraph will reveal, complete with all the letters and everything, UKIP's hopelessly inept attempt to beg the support of the aged Enoch Powell, who dismissed the party with utter disdain.

So it ends.

2 comments:

  1. "Stuart Wheeler has today announced that he will no longer be funding UKIP."

    Lie 1.

    "This country's best-known pornographer will be contributing a smaller sum instead, a remarkable act by a Jew when one considers the company that UKIP keeps in the European Parliament."

    So a smear, a lie and anti-Semitism...

    "UKIP's Janice Atkinson MEP falsely brands a magazine publicly-funded and ostentatiously bins it, while writing for it."

    ...and?

    "That man who, not very successfully, took on Russell Brand (a noble enough pursuit in itself) on Question Time turns out to have been a UKIP MEP's brother drafted in for the occasion."

    Maybe you had your hearing aid unplugged when the entire audience applauded him?

    Unsuccessfully... ha!

    "UKIP's internal version of one of the later, unfunny Carry On films continues to unfold."

    ...In your opinion... and you are?

    "Nigel Farage has been caught lying outright by claiming that he had never attacked the disabled, whom he has in fact described as "parasitic scroungers".

    ...actually it would be you that is lying. Nigel Farage has never said that about the disabled.

    "And tomorrow's Telegraph will reveal, complete with all the letters and everything, UKIP's hopelessly inept attempt to beg the support of the aged Enoch Powell, who dismissed the party with utter disdain."

    Do you know what happens when the media constantly attacks UKIP at the behest of the political establishment? People start to believe those claims from UKIP, mainly that they are being unfairly focused upon. Tantamount to bullying.

    Watch our vote increase.

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