If only Chris Spence had been selected at Stoke Central, or George Galloway had put up (although I understand why he didn't).
We'd now be Occupying the supposed residence of Paul Nuttall.
Let's face it, somebody has to.
Nuttall has appeared on television, confessing to a criminal offence.
Why, then, has he not been arrested and, by now, charged?
Not in order to influence the voters. He wasn't going to win, anyway.
But on principle.